GIVE! ME! MONEY!!

You probably arrived here because you want me to do something for you, and I don’t feel like sacrificing my free time to do it without compensation…

To reach your desired outcome, all you have to do is GIVE! ME! MONEY!!

What?

I’m not asking for a charitable donation, let’s do BUSINESS, you get what you want and I get what I want; the world becomes a better place for everybody!

How?

  1. You me your request, and the amount of money you wish to send me.
  2. We negociate and discuss the terms.
  3. If an agreement is reached, I will send you the transaction method details.
  4. Once the money is transfered I will carry out your request.
  5. At the end, we all benefit!

Rules

  1. Any monetary exchange must be done through Revolut bank transfer. No other method of payment is allowed right now; you may request a different one but it is up to me to approve it. If that method of payment requires transaction fees, or a cut of the payment, it will be rejected by default!
  2. You can not transfer more that the equivalent of 50£ overall.
  3. You may not transfer any amount of money until I’ve approved such an exchange.
  4. Chargebacks will get you BANNED for life, with no recourse.
  5. Once you’ve contributed, you may ask for any perks from the list below, you may also ask for additional perks you desire, and if reasonable, they will become available for everybody moving forward.
  6. No lewd, humiliating, or illegal requests! We both are professionals after all!
  7. The money will be used however I please, and no restrictions can be placed on that.
  8. Bitcoins, or other cryptocurrencies, are not money, therefore not allowed!
  9. Vouchers are stupid! and nobody should ever buy such junk, ever!

Perks!

  1. You may wish to remain anonymous, in which case my respect for you will skyrocket! and I will do everything in my power to respect your wish.
  2. If vanity is how you roll, I’ll add your name (real or nick), link, shoutout, and total contributed to the Leaderboard and Achievements lists below.
  3. You may ask for additional perks, and this list will increase in time with all the reasonable requests.

Leaderboard

Sadly, there is no one here :(

BE A VISIONARY! BE THE FIRST ONE! BE BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE!

Achievements

Special acknowledgements for the truly magnificent! (this list will expand)

  1. FIRST!!! - Up for grabs! - Be the first one to GIVE! ME! MONEY!! A true visionary!

  2. De-anonymised - Up for grabs! - Relinquish your anonimity by requesting to be added to the leaderboard after initially requesting otherwise.

  3. One small step for man - Up for grabs! - Be the first one to contribute at least in one transfer.

  4. Cup o’coffee - Up for grabs! - Be the first one to contribute at least in one transfer.

  5. Couple pints - Up for grabs! - Be the first one to contribute at least 10£ in one transfer.

  6. Icecream for breakfast - Up for grabs! - Be the first one to contribute at least 15£ in one transfer.

  7. It is what it is - Up for grabs! - Be the first one to contribute at least 20£ in one transfer.

  8. Quarter hundred - Up for grabs! - Be the first one to contribute at least 25£ in one transfer.

  9. Lunch in the City - Up for grabs! - Be the first one to contribute at least 30£ in one transfer.

  10. Cup o’good coffee - Up for grabs! - Be the first one to contribute at least 35£ in one transfer.

  11. Cab ride home - Up for grabs! - Be the first one to contribute at least 40£ in one transfer.

  12. Steaks for dinner - Up for grabs! - Be the first one to contribute at least 45£ in one transfer.

  13. Make it rain! - Up for grabs! - Be the first one to contribute at least 50£ in one transfer.